"WTF Is Letters" Zip-Up Hoodie

Wear the Footnotes.

Let’s be honest: You didn’t finish the book. Or maybe you did, and now you need a garment that expresses the sheer, entropy-inducing chaos of reading 1,079 pages of non-linear postmodernism.

The "WTF Is Letters" Zip-Up Hoodie features the patron saint of bandanas and maximalism himself, surrounded by a typographic fever dream. It captures the exact feeling of page 450—where words stop being language and start becoming a texture.

Perfect for keeping warm in the Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment, or just looking intellectually superior (but confused) at your local coffee shop.

Why It’s Brilliant (Key Features)

• Literary Street Cred: Instantly signals to others that you own a very heavy book that you may or may not use as a doorstop.

• Premium Comfort: A classic zip-up fit that is cozy enough for a long reading session (or a long existential crisis).

• Versatile Palette: Available in multiple colors, so you can match your hoodie to the specific shade of gloom in your soul.

• High-Res Print: Crisp, durable printing ensuring DFW’s bandana looks iconic wash after wash.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Full metal zipper with durable puller for reliable daily wear
- Spacious front pockets to carry phone, wallet, and small essentials
- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstring and buttonhole openings
- Runs true to size; classic fit with tubular knit construction (no side seams)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean