Wonderful Vestigials – Vintage Style Darwin Science Tee

Evolution has a sense of humor. Wear it.

The Wonderful Vestigials T-Shirt is a quiet flex for people who understand natural selection. Featuring a vintage-style Charles Darwin shrug, this tee celebrates the "biological legacy code" all men all carry... nipples.

Why it’s a smart choice:

• The Vibe: Dark Academia meets Biology Class.

• The Joke: High-brow humor about vestigial organs and traits.

• The Look: Clean, cream-colored aesthetic with crisp typography.

• The Use: Perfect for science teachers, STEM students, and skeptics.

Upgrade your wardrobe with the smartest shirt in the room.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and stretch resistance
- DTF/DTG printed sleeves and neck label options for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced from Honduras; retail fit with classic crew neckline

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean