Up The Replacement Rate - Lets Solve Demographics T-Shirt

A smart, flirty t-shirt for people who understand population math and human chemistry. Conversation-starter guaranteed. Let’s solve demographics.

Product Description

Population decline is a math problem.

Attraction is a coordination problem.

This shirt suggests a joint solution.

“Up the Replacement Rate” is a tongue-in-cheek, nerd-forward tee for people who know that demographics aren’t fixed — they’re negotiated in real life, usually over a drink.

Wear it to signal intelligence, humor, and a willingness to participate in the experiment.

Small talk optional. Curiosity required.

Subtitle: let’s solve demographics

Bullet Highlights

• Clever demographic humor t-shirt

• Smart, flirty conversation starter

• Nerd-approved, socially wearable

• Minimalist design with maximum implication

• For people who think statistics should meet reality

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and stretch resistance
- DTF/DTG printed sleeves and neck label options for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced from Honduras; retail fit with classic crew neckline

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean