We Use 100% Local Variables T-Shirt | Organic Code Humor | Sustainable Dev Tee

Sustainably scoped. Ethically coded.

Tired of spaghetti code and global namespace pollution? Show the world you care about the environment (your development environment, that is) with the 100% Local Variables T-Shirt.

This design brilliantly parodies the "farm-to-table" organic food movement, swapping out locally sourced produce for locally scoped data. With a clean, green aesthetic featuring leafy accents and "artisanal" typography, this shirt declares that your code is fresh, contained, and free from the toxic side effects of global state.

It’s the perfect attire for the developer who believes in clean code, encapsulation, and keeping their functions pure.

Why This Shirt is Fresh:

• The Ultimate Clean Code Pun: A witty mashup of hipster food culture and software engineering best practices.

• Eco-Friendly Aesthetic: The forest green print on a crisp white tee gives off major "Whole Foods shopper" vibes, but for nerds.

• Premium "Organic" Feel: While the code is local, the comfort is universal. Made from 100% soft, combed ring-spun cotton that feels breathable and light.

• Conversation Starter: Perfect for code reviews, hackathons, or your local farmer's market (where you can explain why global variables are basically GMOs).

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and stretch resistance
- DTF/DTG printed sleeves and neck label options for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced from Honduras; retail fit with classic crew neckline

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean