The "Pursuit of Happiness" Unsolvable Maze Tee | Funny Nihilist Graphic Shirt

The destination is happiness. The path is broken.

At first glance, it looks like a playful, minimalist puzzle. A clean, modern maze with a simple instruction: "Start." In the center sits a beaming smiley face, waiting to reward your efforts.

But look closer. Trace the lines. There is no opening. There is no path. You can’t get in.

This isn't just a shirt; it’s a social experiment and a wearable metaphor for the human condition. It captures the modern struggle of endlessly scrolling, working, and striving for a satisfaction that is perpetually just out of reach. It is the perfect attire for the high-IQ realist who knows that the game is rigged, but plays anyway.

Wear it to stump your friends, annoy optimists, or simply to embrace the absurdity of it all.

Why you’ll love (or hate) this shirt:

• The Ultimate Conversation Starter: Watch people physically trace the lines on your chest, only to slowly realize the joke is on them.

• Crisp, Modern Design: A high-resolution, clean-line graphic that fits perfectly with a minimalist streetwear aesthetic.

• Premium Comfort: Soft enough to sleep in while you dream of unattainable goals.

Product features

• 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz): soft, breathable, stupidly comfortable

• Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and tear-away label

• Side seams + shoulder tape for long-term shape retention

• High-definition DTF/DTG print for bold, crisp lettering

• REACH certified with ethical Bella+Canvas sourcing

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron medium heat

• Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean