The Knights Who Say Ni T-Shirt | "Don't Make Me Say It" Funny Holy Grail Parody Tee
We Demand a Shrubbery! (Or Just This Shirt)
The Design: Are you a keeper of the sacred words? Do you demand shrubberies from passing travelers? Then this is the tee for you. Featuring a minimalist silhouette of the dreaded Knights Who Say Ni and the warning "Don't Make Me Say It," this shirt is a subtle yet hilarious nod to one of the greatest moments in cinema history.
Why You’ll Love It: Perfect for geeks, dads, and lovers of dry British humor, this design captures the absurdity of the Holy Grail without being over the top. It’s a great conversation starter—just be prepared for people to shout "Ni!" at you in the grocery store.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and stretch resistance
- DTF/DTG printed sleeves and neck label options for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced from Honduras; retail fit with classic crew neckline
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean