Kiss My Piss — Tech Humor T-Shirt

Kiss My Piss T-Shirt.
Minimalist. Nerdy. Mildly unhinged in the best Silicon Valley way. This clean white tee delivers a visual pun that engineers, founders, and terminal junkies will clock instantly: a clever icon-based riff on the infamous startup-era phrase “kiss my piss.” If you know, you know.

Designed with sharp, modern graphics—lips, an all-seeing eye, and understated type—this shirt rewards intelligence and irreverence in equal measure. It’s not loud, it’s not try-hard, and it absolutely filters for your people.

Perfect for:

• Tech conferences, hackathons, and startup offices

• Software engineers, product managers, designers, and VCs with a sense of humor

• Fans of Silicon Valley culture, inside jokes, and visual wordplay

Soft, breathable, and cut for everyday wear, this tee says what you’re thinking—without actually saying it. Subtle rebellion. Maximum signal.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and stretch resistance
- DTF/DTG printed sleeves and neck label options for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced from Honduras; retail fit with classic crew neckline

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean