Follow Me Online (IRL Keep Away) T-Shirt | Funny Introvert & Social Media Tee

Maximum engagement. Minimum contact.

We get it. You’re hilarious on Twitter, a vibe on Instagram, and a legend on Discord—but in real life? You’d prefer a little personal space. This Follow Me Online T-Shirt is the ultimate boundary-setting garment for the chronically online.

This tee features a hilarious juxtaposition: a friendly, inviting cursive script inviting the world to check out your digital presence, followed immediately by a stark, sans-serif warning to keep their distance in the physical realm. It’s the perfect uniform for influencers, content creators, gamers, and anyone whose social battery drains the second they step outside.

Wear it to let strangers know: "Double tap my photo, but please don't tap my shoulder."

Why This Shirt is a Mood:

• Instant Boundary Setter: Saves you the trouble of explaining that you are currently in "Do Not Disturb" mode.

• The Perfect Contrast: The design mixes soft, aesthetic typography with a brutalist warning for maximum comedic effect.

• All-Day Comfort: Crafted from 100% soft, ring-spun cotton. It’s cozy enough for a 12-hour gaming marathon or a quick, silent trip to the grocery store.

• Unisex Fit: A relaxed, flattering cut that looks great whether you're streaming on Twitch or hiding in the corner of a party.

Product Specs:

• Material: 100% Soft Cotton (Heather variants include polyester blend).

• Fit: Retail fit (runs true to size).

• Design: High-contrast white lettering on dark fabric.

• Durability: Ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping; shoulder taping for better fit over time.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out to protect the lettering. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the text (unless you want to ruin the message and the shirt).

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and stretch resistance
- DTF/DTG printed sleeves and neck label options for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced from Honduras; retail fit with classic crew neckline

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean