Exhausted, Still Kickin — Minimalist Statement Hoodie

A minimalist hoodie that captures modern exhaustion and quiet resilience. “Exhausted, still kickin” is a restrained statement about endurance, not motivation.

This hoodie is a minimalist statement about exhaustion and persistence.

The front reads EXHAUSTED, with still kickin set beneath it in smaller type. The contrast is intentional. It reflects a common modern condition: depleted, functional, and continuing anyway.

This is not a motivational hoodie. It does not promise growth, hustle, or transformation. It simply names a reality many people experience but rarely articulate. Exhausted, still kickin describes quiet endurance rather than optimism.

The design is deliberately restrained. No graphics. No slogans on the back. No explanation. The typography carries the message, allowing the wearer to project their own meaning. This hoodie is worn by people who feel tired but present, drained but operational. It is an acknowledgment, not a solution.

KEY FEATURES

• Minimalist typographic hoodie

• Statement text: “Exhausted, still kickin”

• Clean, restrained design with no back print

• Unisex fit

• Designed for everyday wear

• Emotionally resonant, non-motivational apparel

WHO THIS IS FOR

This hoodie is for people who:

• Feel chronically tired but still show up

• Reject hustle culture messaging

• Prefer minimalist, meaning-driven clothing

• Want statement apparel without irony or humor

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-weight (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Full zipper with metal puller and adjustable hood with woven drawcord
- Kangaroo-style spacious front pockets for phone, wallet, and hands
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Runs true to size with classic fit; embroidery available on left chest

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean