Correlation ≠ Causation T-Shirt | Funny Statistics, Data Science & Psychology Tee

Just because ice cream sales and shark attacks both go up in July, doesn't mean the ice cream is attracting the sharks.

If you have to explain this concept one more time, you might lose your mind. Save your breath and just point to your chest.

This Correlation ≠ Causation t-shirt is the ultimate "Public Service Announcement" for a world obsessed with jumping to conclusions. Designed for the rational thinker, this tee features the golden rule of statistics in a bold, authoritative stencil font.

It is the perfect uniform for anyone who works with data and cringes when they see a "spurious correlation" on the news.

Why this design works:

• The Statement: Uses the mathematical "not equal" sign (≠) for instant recognition among math and science crowds.

• The Audience: A silent nod to fellow researchers, psychology majors, and data analysts who understand that X does not always cause Y.

• The Quality: Printed on a [Insert Shirt Model, e.g., premium cotton] tee that feels better than a peer-reviewed paper getting accepted.

The perfect gift for:

• Statisticians and Data Scientists

• Psychology & Sociology Students

• Science Teachers (Great for lectures!)

• Anyone who loves logic and hates logical fallacies.

Product features

• 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz): soft, breathable, stupidly comfortable

• Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and tear-away label

• Side seams + shoulder tape for long-term shape retention

• High-definition DTF/DTG print for bold, crisp lettering

• REACH certified with ethical Bella+Canvas sourcing

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron medium heat

• Do not dry clean

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Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean