Unicorn Slayer T Shirt

Cute billion-dollar “unicorns”? Not today. This bold Unicorn Slayer tee leans into retro arcade style with a clean silhouette and a sharp, minimalist graphic that says exactly what it means. Whether you’re a founder, a builder, a realist, or just someone who enjoys puncturing hype bubbles, this shirt delivers the perfect blend of humor and attitude.

Soft, breathable, and lightly fitted, it wears like your favorite everyday tee but carries that subtle wink for anyone who understands the joke. Side seams keep the shape crisp, the ribbed crew neck stays sharp, and the high-detail DTF/DTG print gives the artwork that vibrant, old-school punch. It’s a conversation starter without even trying.

If you’re going to slay, might as well look good doing it.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Side seams for structural support and a lasting retail fit
- Print methods (DTF/DTG) deliver crisp, vibrant sleeve and neck label designs; tear-away label to minimize irritation
- REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas standards), sourced blank from Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean