Never pee against the wind tee shirt

Some lessons you learn once. Some… you learn mid-splash. This unapologetically cheeky tee delivers the world’s most underrated life advice: “Never pee against the wind. This has been a public service announcement.”

It’s bold, it’s obvious, and honestly, it’s wisdom humanity should’ve carved on stone tablets. Perfect for anyone who enjoys humor with a little self-inflicted slapstick, this shirt broadcasts experience — yours or someone else’s — so others don’t have to repeat history.

Soft, breathable, and lightly fitted, it’s your everyday “I probably shouldn’t be wearing this to brunch but here we are” tee. The clean silhouette keeps things classy while the text does the chaotic storytelling. Crisp DTF/DTG printing ensures the PSA remains crystal clear, even if the wind… isn’t.

Wear it camping. Wear it at a cookout. Wear it wherever questionable decisions are made.

You’re doing your part for society.

Product features

• 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz): soft, breathable, stupidly comfortable

• Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and tear-away label

• Side seams + shoulder tape for long-term shape retention

• High-definition DTF/DTG print for bold, crisp lettering

• REACH certified with ethical Bella+Canvas sourcing

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron medium heat

• Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean