My Eyes Arent Enough? - Let's Solve Demographics

Catch them looking, then close the deal.

The classic "My eyes are up there" line usually means "stop staring." But this isn't an ordinary shirt. This is a call to action.

The "My Eyes Aren't Enough?" T-Shirt flips the script on the male gaze. It acknowledges that they are checking you out, playfully scolds them, and then immediately pivots to the ultimate goal: saving humanity, one date at a time. It’s the perfect blend of feigned indignation and biological imperative.

Wear this to the bar, a festival, or your next speed dating event. It’s the ultimate filter: if they laugh, they’re a keeper. If they start talking about birth rates, even better.

Why this shirt works:

• The Ultimate Icebreaker: It calls out the elephant in the room and turns it into a joke.

• Bold & Playful: Perfect for anyone with a confident sense of humor who isn't afraid of a little attention.

• Soft & Stylish: Printed on premium, soft fabric that feels great (even if people are supposed to be looking at your eyes).

• Unisex Fit: A comfortable, flattering cut for all body types.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and stretch resistance
- DTF/DTG printed sleeves and neck label options for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced from Honduras; retail fit with classic crew neckline

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean