You are what you scroll - T-shirt

If your feed were a person, would you make eye contact with it? This tee delivers the uncomfortable-but-hilarious truth: “You Are What You Scroll.” It’s a modern reminder that your thumb has more control over your personality than your therapist does.

Minimalist, witty, and painfully accurate, this shirt is perfect for anyone who’s ever opened their phone for “just a sec” and woken up 47 minutes later on a cooking reel about medieval bread. The humor lands instantly, but the tee itself keeps things premium: soft, breathable cotton, a clean fit, and crisp typography that hits harder than your screen-time report.

Wear it while scrolling. Wear it while pretending you don’t scroll.

Either way, it’s basically your biography in fabric form.

Product features

• 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz): stupidly soft, lightweight, breathable

• Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar + tear-away label

• Side seams + shoulder tape for shape retention through endless swiping

• High-definition DTF/DTG print for sharp, modern typography

• REACH certified, ethically produced by Bella+Canvas

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron medium heat

• Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean