Cogito Ergo Sumo t-shirt

Heavyweight Philosophy Meets Heavyweight Sports.

Prove that you exercise your mind just as much as your body with the "Cogito Ergo Sumo" T-Shirt. This witty graphic tee reimagines René Descartes' famous philosophical proposition, Cogito, ergo sum ("I think, therefore I am"), with a massive twist.

Featuring a beautifully detailed illustration of a traditional Sumo wrestler striking Rodin’s famous The Thinker pose, this shirt is the ultimate mashup of intellectual wit and brute force. Whether you are a philosophy major, a fan of Japanese culture, or just someone who appreciates a smart pun, this shirt is guaranteed to start conversations.

It’s the perfect attire for the library, the dojo, or just lounging around pondering the weight of existence (and your opponent).

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and stretch resistance
- DTF/DTG printed sleeves and neck label options for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced from Honduras; retail fit with classic crew neckline

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean